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From Twitter 05-28-2010


  • 15:42:26: I am seeing a ton of cute guys around lately; I think they were frozen in the mud over the winter.

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From Twitter 05-24-2010


  • 15:27:59: Quote of the day: "I'm so hot and sweaty there's loon-song coming from my pants."
  • 16:15:29: Omfg a customer I have the hots for just came in wearing a really thin white tank top. I knew summer was good for something

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From Twitter 05-23-2010



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From Twitter 05-22-2010


  • 20:37:34: Well, that's weird. Lexi and Bergy don't seem to mind me shaving them (at least not much). 1/3 of their coat is shaved now ...

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From Twitter 05-20-2010


  • 12:54:08: Someone just brought 30 rambunctious second-graders onto the bus at once. I hopped off that bus like Q-bert with diarrhea
  • 22:03:13: Ahh, it feels so good to have spring cleaning done (where spring cleaning = organizing my media shelves so that everything is alphabetical)

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From Twitter 05-19-2010


  • 11:47:32: I found out the nearby Thai place that used to make gross pad Thai now makes awesome pad Thai! Lucky!! <3
  • 12:03:40: WTF? I think the bus driver just flirted at me? 80
  • 17:31:34: Ugh, that's the worst nap I've ever taken. Nothing but nightmares, and I woke up with a headache. ~>(

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From Twitter 05-17-2010


  • 11:40:58: I think I finally learned my lesson; no more social justice sites with the word "feminist" or "womanist" in the title.

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From Twitter 05-16-2010


  • 11:22:34: I was really happy to be getting my sense of smell back after being ill, but then Lexi cut the most rancid fart ever, right by my head.
  • 17:06:38: Ha, some asses on a forum said that being a parent is an oppressed class and disliking kids makes you a bigot.
  • 17:07:33: I'll start caring about that as soon as I'm done caring about heterophobia, cisphobia, christophobia, and white-ophobia. LOLZ

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From Twitter 05-10-2010


  • 20:21:06: Sweet, my medusa has finally healed to the point that I can leave it out for a work shift and it doesn't hurt when I put it back in. <3

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